...don't take the car for coffee.
I got up about 9:45am yesterday (Sunday) and wanted a Stumptown Soy Mocha. I decided that I'd go get one, and to be the awesome guy I am, I figured I'd get one for Joleen too. So after fiddling around for about an hour or so I departed at 11:15"ish".
Now I decided to do something I don't generally do. I decided I would take the car. The decision was made because there were some items at the office that needed picked up. So off I went through downtown and down Macadam.
The retrieval of items from the office was successful and I headed for the Stumptown. Just for a change I veered off and went to the 46th and Division store. I arrived, went in, and placed my order for two Soy Mochas and got a bag of ground beans.
Upon my preparation to leave this Stumptown I realized there were no lids. I grabbed this wimpy soft drink lid and crossed my fingers that it would make do.
The great trek then began. At a might 10, and sometimes 20mph I slowly made my way without spilling a drop. I poked along and over the Hawthorne bridge and up through the 5th and 6th construction obstacles. Right before Broadway a neckie (as in Red Neck) looking fella from Texas (that's what the plates had on them) just cut over practically on top of the Z. I stopped immediately and looked over, the mocha was ok. I was slightly annoyed at this and it made me a little shaky. The last thing I wanted was to have my car smashed up and in the shop again.
Just before crossing Broadway I slipped the clutch, just slightly, and over the cup of beverage fell. Stumptown Soy Mocha all over the back of the 350Z. I was superbly pissed. Now I was unencumbered but without the beverage.
I decided to stop at the Stumptown between 10th and 11th at the Ace Hotel. I pulled around and made my million left hand and million right hand turns to get back around to Stumptown. As I pulled up I noticed two signs reading, "Your 15 minutes of parking". I though, "how cute". But by that mere distraction I then curbed the Z's front right rim really well.
For those of you that don't understand why this is a big deal, let me explain for a second. First off, this is the 3rd set of rims. Between people driving into the car and other assorted mess this car has been through, the rims have taken a beating. Second off, the rims are aluminum, specifically to be light. Aluminum is not a strong material, and bends, scratches, and tears whenever anything runs into them or heavy impacts are made. Third off, the rims cost about $580-620 bucks EACH!
So now you know why I was effectively, and emotionally pissed.
I sucked it up and headed in. Ordered another Soy Mocha and got two lids, for the half empty spilled cup and the new one. I now planted myself back in the seat and off we went, me and the coffee beverages.
About half way through the Pearl on 10th I was moving along at a slow 20mph and some New Yorker (again the tag) cut me off. That wasn't a big deal, whatever I though. This guy was however now parallel to a bike, he began to turn again and drive directly over the guy on the bike. Since he had his window down, in that split second, I yelled, "watch out for the bike dumb ass!" which woke up the guy real quick. The bicyclist swerved to avoid the already turned front of the car and we all then carried on.
I drove slowly on up Lovejoy and finally made it home. A multiple hundred dollar damage on my wheel, a spilled 16-18oz of Stumptown Soy Mocha all over the back of the car, an assisted biker and a yelled at New Yorker. All that and one beverage for Joleen. All I could think was, "She better like this frikkin' Mocha!"
....and that is why I learned, if you want a coffee, don't drive to get it.
(and yeah, she liked her Stumptown Soy Mocha)